Blackout Stories and Pictures
the marker tux
Jul 21st
this is what happens when you take a ton of jello shots and then pass out before everyone else, I got destroyed with the sharpie. Gotta say though the bowtie is a nice touch
wrap it up
Jul 20th
pretty self explanatory, i woke up rapped up in saran wrap, i couldn’t move at all so I started yelling and eventually they cut me loose, that was not a good night’s sleep though
shopping cart
Jul 19th
We were camping out last night, and we found this shopping cart in the woods for some reason. pretty quickly our drinking devolved into who could make it furthest down a hill in it, nobody got very far but one guy passed out out there, and we needed a way to carry him back so we just shoved him in the cart, where he slept all night
Dude at bus stop
Jul 19th
so I don’t actually know this guy, buy I was on my way to work this morning at 7am when I noticed this guy just passed out behind this bench… i couldn’t wake him up but he was breathing so i just left him there haha
the dining room
Jul 19th
in retrospect this probably wasnt a good idea, we tried to stack the whole dining room on my room mate when she passed out, notice the coat rack…
A nice spot to sleep
Jul 19th
After a night out at the frats I found a pretty comfortable spot to pass out, at least thats what i thought at the time. I don’t really remember where i got the pillows, they are definitely not mine though
Taped with a bunch of crap
Jul 19th
We started the night out at the club, made it back home and my friend passed out immediately, we decided to grab pretty much all the junk we could in the house and tape it to him… notice the coffee mug, gardening gloves, and the fact that that is industrial strength packing tape haha
jenga
Jul 8th
if your looking for an added degree of difficulty in jenga give this one a shot, i tipped it after my first turn
stacks on stacks
Jul 8th
alright, i challenge anyone to beat this drunken stacking, the foundation of kevin was pretty good but we got artistic from there, i dont think we could have made this sober haha. notice the bike on top, that took some serious work and added a bunt of weight to the stack
Cat wit the stack on his hat
Jul 8th
A classic drunk shaming strategy is to build a tower on someone while they are passed out, this one was a new innovation for me, something to add to the repertoire. it is really not as easy as it looks to stack cans like that, i think the stack fell like 8 times before i got it right, luckily he was out enough not to notice the cascade of cans falling on him.
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